being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you


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im single by choice

its just not my choice

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when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended

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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

Nicholas Sparks (via feellng)

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Damn I looked good….. I hope they screenshot

— Me sending a snap but forgetting to save (via lachydoo)

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