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liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life
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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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madturbating:

girl are you from Illinois because youre illannoying

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this didn’t happen in the books

— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

2 days ago • 35488 notes • Reblog

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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landofstarsandrobots:


countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire
3 days ago • 278780 notes • Reblog

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

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darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

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seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends
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